In space, everyone can hear you scream — they just pretend to be talking on the phone so that they don’t have to get involved.
The doctor doesn’t have the power to speak to animals, he just keeps running into animals with the power to speak to doctors.
The hero goes around the rock and the hard place because it looks like there’s no room to squeeze through.
The ghost girl is only killing people who were too inconsiderate to rewind her cursed VHS tape before passing it on.
The boy wizard is disappointed to find out that magic school mostly involves learning to use patter as misdirection for basic sleight of hand.
When life gives you lemonade, the story is over very quickly.
The dead man returns as a ghost because he has unfinished business cards.
With the sitcom’s main romantic couple, it’s always a question of Will They or Won’t They or Godzilla.
The loose-cannon cop has nothing left to lose after misplacing his keys.
The nice guy finishes last because he didn’t train or stretch beforehand.
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